Pissant: The Queen's Shareholders — Annual Colony Report. An org chart with The Shareholders at the top holding all voting power, descending to YOU (Associate, Probationary) with nil voting power.

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You are #06. Associate. Probationary. Voting power: nil. The Shareholders are at the top. They have all the votes. The Queen reports to them — “Mommy, definitely not ceremonial.” The Middle Brood asks what Napoleon would do when this many of their siblings die per quarter. The Ministry of Peace handles Field Operations, which is the funniest possible name for what they actually do. The Assistant to the Regional Mantager is, as the org chart notes, the only body load-bearing role in the entire structure. ...

June 1, 2026 · 3 min · Chris / HaxDogma